What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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