He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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