A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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