bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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