How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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