I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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