He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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