His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Randomize
