Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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