sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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