I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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