If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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