I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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