There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I just found a bag of teeth...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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