I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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