Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
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We need a shit load of segways right now
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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