My room smells like vodka and shame
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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