I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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