Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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