the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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