Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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