No, you can still breathe under the balls.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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