i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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