Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
either way he was missing a nipple.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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