shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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