Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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