chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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