his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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