go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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