If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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