I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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