do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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