Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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