I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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