you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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