I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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