I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
