I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
now i know why i became what i already was.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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