Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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