porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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