Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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