the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
try to milk me bitch
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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