My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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