Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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