he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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