it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we're making bets on your personal life
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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