I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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