I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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