Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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