i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
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Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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