so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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