What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
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so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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