Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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