That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just invented taco cereal.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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