Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize
